Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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