Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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