i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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