i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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