He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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