You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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