They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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