he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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