you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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