gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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