I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize