you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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