Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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