Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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