THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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