Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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