I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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