Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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