I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Every concussion has its silver lining
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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