And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Everyone says I win the strip club
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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