what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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