I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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