woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
When are your genitals available?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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