I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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