D3 body, D1 cock
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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