Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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