You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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