just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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