Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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