i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i think i just lost a toe
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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