Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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