dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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