I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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