Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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