i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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