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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need a sexual gate keeper
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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