turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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