Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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