Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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