Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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