no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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