nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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