I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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