I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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