How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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