Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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