Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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