White coat. Heels.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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