I'll bet she douches with gravy.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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