Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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